I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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