I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
