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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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