You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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