Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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