What a fucking waste of an outfit
She said her name was "party"
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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