I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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