What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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