oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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