I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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