I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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