umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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