Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I supernannyed him into submission
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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