Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
