If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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