we have officially lost it.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
