In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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