we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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