well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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