Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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