they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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