I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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