How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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