Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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