One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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