afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm getting married
To pizza
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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