tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize