You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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