well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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