U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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