so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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