This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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