You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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