I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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