Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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