I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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