This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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