Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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