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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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