I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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