I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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