Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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