New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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