So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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