He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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