I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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