This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
worst night to have a conscience
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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