Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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