and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
