I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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