i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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He better not be in your backpack
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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