but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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