fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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