Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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