Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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